BBA3 - Nominations

The honeymoon is over for the housemates as the inevitable nominations began. They’ve no clue that the nominations are fake and eviction on Sunday will be fake too.

So who nominated who? And why?

• Morris (Uganda) nominated Takondwa for being detached and Lucille for being misplaced.
• Secret-service-look-alike Takondwa (Zambia) nominated Morris and Hazel both for being too sensitive
• Amorous Latoya (Tanzania) nominated Takondwa because his precense or absence makes no difference in the house and Sheila because she thought she and Sheila are two heifers in one shed.
• Hazel (Malawi) nominated Takondwa for being too reserved and Ricco for being childish.
• Grinning-and-throwing-people’s-meat-over-the-fence Thami (South Africa) nominated Ricco and Uti because they seem to have formed a group already. This dude may just be the first to go when real evictions begin. Earlier in the week he made a mess of himself when given one minute to tell Africa who he is.
• Ricco (Angola) nominated Thami for messing around with people’s heads and Morris for being out of touch with the group.
• Tawana (Botswana) nominated Lucille for being emotional and Thami for being unpredictable.
• Uti (Nigeria) nominated Lucille for being confused and Mimi for being conniving, segregating and forming groups.
• Munya (Zimbabwe) nominated Ricco and Sheila and he was honest enough to say it’s because as far as he’s concerned they’re his main competition. Ricco being fun and funky and Sheila being very influential.
• Lucille (Namibia) nominated Morris because they’re not close and Thami because he said if he wins the money he’ll blow it. Or waste it rather. Duuh! What’s the girl’s problem with that!
• Mimi (Ghana) nominated Thami because he’s the one she likes less and Morris because they’re not close.
• Sheila (Kenya) nominated Thami because he likes to dish out disses yet he cannot take them and Morris because he does not fit into the system.

Big Brother Africa III Contestants

Big Brother Africa finally opened it’s doors. The designers this time have gone flat out to make a magnificent house – the mishmash of colours notwithstanding. Clearly money has been poured. The house, garden and pool area are all better than the previous ones. The contestants trooped in thus:

• First in was 30 year old clean shaven Tawana of Botswana. In her own words, she hates women and does not like being with them, she hates her neighbours and she has no friends. In her life, it’s either her way or the highway. What a grand opening of BBA3!

Tawana did not live upto to her words though. Being the first in, she was the perfect hostess, very welcoming and sweet to the ladies that came in after her. She had made it sound like she could slap any woman in sight!

• Second in was 27 year old Mimi from Ghana. She knows she’s beautiful and intelligent. She loves to dance.

• Third was 23 year old Sheila from Kenya. She’s not your ordinary girl and she loves her booze. She hates liars (don’t we all). For her Big Brother Africa III is not a game or a battle. It’s war so the other contestants better watch out. Compared to Jeff who mostly looked lost, Sheila looked like she’s in the right place from the word go.

• Forth in was Hazel from Malawi. Says she has a perfect body which she loves. She has no fears whatsoever.

• Namibian Lucille (21) came in fifth. She’s a shy, honest and very giving person. The girl looks indeed shy. A complete departure from Meryl in BBA2.

• Latoya from Tanzania came in sixth and made a screaming entrance. She believes she’s charming, photogenic, stubborn and sometimes moody.

• 21 year old Ricco from Angola was seventh in. He loves girls and football and dislikes boring people.

• 25 year old Nigerian Uti was eighth. He’s spontaneous and does not give a hoot what people think. He can’t stand dishonest people.

• Ninth in was Thami (26) from South Africa. To be honest I did not get a word of what Thami said. But he’s in the house to look for a relationship.

• Morris of Uganda was 10^th in. He’s a photographer and he appreciates beautiful ladies. He fears death. He hates lazy people and cowards.

• Zambian Takodwa was eleventh. He’s 25 and drinks and gambles a lot. He’s a rapper.

• Last in was Munya (22) from Zimbabwe. He says he was born to be on television. He’s sincere and stubborn. The guy looks very very cheeky. Let’s wait and see.